Liverpool vs. Manchester City
Before we start today’s post, let’s just take some time to be pleased about the Everton away win yesterday and the fact they are now in the top half of the table – it’s not even Christmas yet! COYB.
Yesterday’s win puts us 2 places behind Liverpool, playing today. And it is whilst I watch this afternoon’s game that some of the difficulties in being a football fan come to my attention. It defies logic.
Let me elaborate.
Firstly, we hate Liverpool. This is a given, they are the local rivals and an all-round bad bunch. This also works from the bf’s perspective, given the historical hatred between the ‘Pool and Manchester United. Generally speaking we want Liverpool to lose.
Secondly, we hate Manchester City. They’re incredibly dislikeable, all new money and no style (well except for the good football, but that just makes us hate them even more), and we generally resent Lescott for defaulting to there. Again, this works well from the bf’s point of view – his local rivals in this case. So, generally speaking, we also want Manchester City to lose.
It should be stalemate, with me just hoping for a no score draw and 22 career-ending injuries.
But, it is further complicated this year by Manchester City actually being good. They are currently 4 points clear of Fergie’s men at the top of the table, with a game in hand on most teams, and we do not want Sh*tty City to win the league. No way.
Does this mean I am “supporting”The Reds today? That’s uncomfortable. It’s like playing “Snog, marry, avoid” with the options of Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Richard Hammond. Any outcome makes you feel nauseous.
I’m also still harbouring hopes that with our season having now started its upward trajectory and we might finish ahead of Kenny’s men. In which case we definitely need them to lose to teams like City.
(Aside: Deluded though I am, I am not harbouring hopes of us beating City – last time I made that assertion the Toffees would finish above them I was forced to eat my words, and my hat.)
And here is the litmus test: Kompany scores for the blues. Urgh, I do want Liverpool to score – even better if it is from a Lescott mistake! (Bitter, me?)
And if you’re wondering: snog Hammond, marry Piers, avoid Cowell. Gross, I need a hot shower.